Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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