"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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