he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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