since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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