I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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