Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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