***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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