Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you guys were way drunker than both of me
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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