please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I have tasted many bathrooms
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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