He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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