Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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