I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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