i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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