is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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