If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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