he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Houston, we have a blender
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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