she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
