Porn is love you can see.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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3pm strippers are depressing
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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