Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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