I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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