I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
