So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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