I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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