So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
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I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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