I look better un-naked...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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