I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Randomize
