dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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