Cold hands, warm shart.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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