I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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