Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
