mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
