ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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