did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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