no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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