I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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