i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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