I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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