worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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