you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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