Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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