guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Everclear isn't food dammit
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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