We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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