I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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