ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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