I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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