i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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