ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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