Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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