...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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