haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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