it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Couch. On fire.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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