Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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