Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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