i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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