At least make sure they are 18
You work out of a Hotel?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.