Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Where were you when I was single???

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

Still in diapers.

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(425): View more from Washington

I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.

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(801): View more from Utah

He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...

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(208): View more from Idaho

Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.

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(940): View more from Texas

I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....

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(802): View more from Vermont

Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!

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