Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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