We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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