I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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