I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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