for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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