Just mADE A PArabola og urine
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
A+ Viking dick
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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