just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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