remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
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Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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